October 2009
46 posts
Babylove Reborns Fake Babies
Each ‘baby’ is painted with all the tones, depth and details for the apropriate aged ‘baby’. Even little milia, veins and capilliaries can be detected.
These things are chilling.
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Whale Penis? Is that what's hot in the streets?
For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.
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Clovers - Rotten Cocksuckers Ball
A Little More Bone
“We often find ourselves in the operating room saying, ‘Man, I wish we had a little more bone,’” Taylor says.
Growing new bones using stem cells.
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Mingus on Toilet Training Cats
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Artist in Residence
Jersey’s second-favorite son will promote his newest album, The Circle, with a stint as the network’s first-ever “artist in residence.”
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Bad Ass
Reminds me of the time me and Kevin stole $10 in quarters from his older brother’s drawer and went to the mall to see No Holds Barred but it was sold out (sold out? really?) so we went to the arcade and beat the fuck out of this game. First time I remember using the phrase “Bad Ass”.
Fish Pedicures Soon to be Illegal
“This is something that for a whole number of reasons we would be concerned about. This may already be something that’s not allowed under a current law.”
Fucking government.
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How to be Awesome, Lose All Your Money
“He would go on binges of two whole weeks where he spent $20,000 a night at a strip club,” Barrows says. “Not only that, but he’d also have a bunch of the strippers come back to his place, get buck-naked, and clean his house for $500 or $1,000 each.”
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Dream Date
The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the man as a frequent presence in their own dreams. All the patients refer to him as THIS MAN.
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Two Minute Twilight Zone Project
Two minute cutdowns of Twilight Zone Episodes.
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Ray Parker's Hubris
Oprah Pees for Ten Minutes
Fish in a Squirrel Suit
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The Heresy of Zone Defence
Classic NBA article from Dave Hickey:
Consider this for a moment: Julius Erving’s play was at once new and fair! The rules, made by people who couldn’t begin to imagine Erving’s play, made it possible.
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Best in Show - Peruvian
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Jimmy Carter Can Suck an Egg
Great article from the War Nerd archives on Jimmy Carter’s lack of cromulent leadership. Carter was directly responsible for the perception of Democrats as pussies.
before Carter our Democrat presidents had been damn fine war leaders. Wilson, FDR, Truman-when it was time to fight they went in with both fists flying. Even LBJ can’t be faulted for squeamishness. He may not have...
Land Study Animated
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12 Bizarre Police Sketches
Includes the above classic.
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Wrastling for the Sword
“I had a little argument with a guy and a fell,” the lanky reggae star joked. “Just kidding. I had a fight and I got cut.”
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The Moose
Dracula as Pontius Pilate
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MRI Sex
Gore Vidal Spits Hot Fire
Obama believes the Republican Party is a party when in fact it’s a mindset, like Hitler Youth, based on hatred — religious hatred, racial hatred. When you foreigners hear the word ‘conservative’ you think of kindly old men hunting foxes. They’re not, they’re fascists.
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Maserati Boomerang
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Self Help
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Honourable Death
Doyle copiously reproduces the meme that to live dishonourably is a life not worth living, and to die honourably is second most desirable outcome in war.
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