The Paris Review has a nice little writeup on the best fake Jewish wedding I’ve been to in the last 90 days. That was one intense hora.

The Paris Review has a nice little writeup on the best fake Jewish wedding I’ve been to in the last 90 days. That was one intense hora.















charliehoey:

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Eloi needs to keep his fucking mouth shut!

charliehoey:

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”

Eloi needs to keep his fucking mouth shut!







bestrooftalkever:

OH MY GOODNESSSS

bestrooftalkever:

OH MY GOODNESSSS





bobbyfinger:

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