I’m not gonna say that my life is going very ideally at the moment. It’s kind of a bit of a disaster, but I’ll see if I could turn things around. I didn’t picture being here, celebrity stalking, at 28, you know? That’s not what you dream of as a kid. I figured I’d be big-time money, running the city, dude. Just chalk it up as a bad year.

From the dude who was stalking Invanka Trump.